{"data":[{"author":"PatronedAtomOfGLaDOS","author_flair_css_class":null,"author_flair_text":null,"body":"Character: Briefcase\n\nActual Name: Briefcase Von-Schwartz\n\nObject: a Metal Briefcase\n\nGender: Male\n\nBio: Briefcase, Labeled \"The Neutral\", is usually Self-Mannered, is very alert, and intelligent. However, He has a sarcastic habit, and usually stages his opinions, which can irritate some people. He isn't very strong nor fast, but Briefcase's body is strong; Soo much so that hes resilient, being able to survive a heavy blow for long periods of time. He often puts himself on the line for other people, usually his friends. He uses his storage space for carrying stuff and storing helpful tools and gadgets. He is Lactose Intolerant and has a bit of a soft side that it is rarely seen.\n\nLikes - Music.\n\nDislikes - Being called a \"Suitcase.\"\n\nLittle Trivia...\n\n- He is a bit impatient, but he will let you take your time.\n\n- He knows Spanish and German and can speak it fluently.\n\n- His weight depends on how many items he has in his storage space.\n\nReference Image: http://orig07.deviantart.net/85bb/f/2016/231/f/4/briefcase_by_patronedatomofglados-d8u4qpo.png\n\n\n*flies away uwu*","controversiality":0,"created_utc":1472864962,"distinguished":null,"edited":1472923281.0,"gilded":0,"id":"d77i8sk","link_id":"t3_50lt49","parent_id":"t3_50lt49","retrieved_on":1475286171,"score":1,"stickied":false,"subreddit":"bfdi_recommend","subreddit_id":"t5_3g2ll","ups":1}],"metadata":{},"error":null}